audino-hearts1:

jalapenopizza:

isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever

i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature

construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head

and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP

Thank you

(via endingace)

splantamello:

If you attempt to get a girl to gain feelings for you just so you can have sex with her you are a piece of shit.

richwhitelesbian:

earthkingdomprincess:

in 2014, its going to be 100 years since WWI began

how long until it ends? fuck this war

(via frenchhornandfabulous)

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splantamello:

mellodown:

savannahplaystuba:

mellodown:

savannahplaystuba:

splantamello:

Selfie Olympics 2014 Band Edition

are you fucking kidding me

At first I didn’t see the belt and I thought he was holding the mello up with his dick

noW THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN LEGENDARY

well I mean he does have a horse dick

You all suck.

splantamello:

mellodown:

savannahplaystuba:

mellodown:

savannahplaystuba:

splantamello:

Selfie Olympics 2014 Band Edition

are you fucking kidding me

At first I didn’t see the belt and I thought he was holding the mello up with his dick

noW THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN LEGENDARY

well I mean he does have a horse dick

You all suck.

(via splantamello)

scificity:

Wall-mounted water cooled PC

scificity:

Wall-mounted water cooled PC

(via swarnpert)

cherenigans:

do you think whoever was designing the default netflix avatar made a mistake somewhere but just sat there laughing at the result for so long that the whole design team decided to keep it

image

(via staringattheedge-oftheworld)

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

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